The Tutorial

Finally, I have decided to write a tutorial. After spending 12% of my life in the industry, I realized that everybody has a responsibility to contribute to the software industry. I have learned a lot of things from the blogs of my 1st degree friends, 2nd degree friends, 3rd degree friends…So, I can also use this channel to share my experiences. The people who do not know what the different degrees, mentioned above, mean, must read the following lines carefully. A direct friend is a 1st degree friend. The friend of friend is a 2nd degree friend and the same logic extends up to infinity. This means that this whole world is my friend. So, by writing a tutorial I am helping the world and not just the small software industry. I think the tutorial should start now. So, here it goes.

Title: Bade Mian Deewane Aise Na bano, Haseena Kya Chaahe Humse Suno.

Tips:
• The first and foremost rule is that you must not be embarrassed for anything you do. If you are the one with an excess of amour-propre then please do not waste your time. Wait for your mum and dad to settle the things for you.Please go to the last step.
• When you look at a girl and you fall for her. Just try to pass a smile. If she does the same then go to the next step. Otherwise, may be you’ll meet another today. So, wait.
• Wait for the girl everyday and try to catch her eyes with the same silly smile.
• Your get up must guarantee that you look like a gentleman even if you are not a gentleman in reality. But make sure that you start working on how you will become a gentleman? If you don’t do this you might loose the friendship which you achieved with such hard work and dedication.
• Start a formal talk when you meet her next time.
• Now, it depends on you how do you present yourself to her. So, keep a very clear picture in your mind of what you talk about when you meet her. You must be able to talk nonsense and you must be able to talk sense. You must be able to use your sense of humor in the way girls like it.
• Don’t stare at a girl. It will leave a infinitely negative impact which cannot be made positive.

Now, the question is where can you find the chicks?
You can find them on the road you jog on; in the office; in the pubs; in the gym, at the dance classes etc.

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